A person who 'scrapes' into a conversation and then, through poor communication skills and bad jokes, completely kills the conversation. They splunge it.
ashleigh- my dog threw up yesterday
connor- yeah my dog ate the sick
kiera- i have a cat.
ashleigh- kiera, scrape out.
connor- omg kiera is such a Splunger.
Originating from a Monty python, splunge is a way of saying that you have no worthy opinion and that an idea could or could not be good. It could also be a quick comeback if you do not have an answer for a question.
Boss: I don't want a yes man and don't disagree!!! Now what do you think about my business plan.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.