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Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.
I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!
Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021
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Soft Maxxing 

When one proceeds to stay flacid and never get hard no matter what, going to the lengths of praying/repenting.
Bro this girl was twerkin on my shit I had to start Soft Maxxing
Soft Maxxing by Neal Rigga July 12, 2024

Sodmaxxing 

The act of playing the game World of Warcraft, Season of Discovery, at the expense of your health, and financial welfare. When "Sodmaxxing", a person ceases to want to do everything but play SOD to the point that they lose their entire life and mental awareness of the world
I haven't seen Todd in months since the launch of SOD, has anyone else seen him? No, he's SODMAXXING, and may be lost to us forever, we need to try to get him help.
Sodmaxxing by Eugenixfenom April 7, 2024

Shitmaxxing 

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.
Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma
Shitmaxxing by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024

soakmaxxing 

It's when a male partner let's his penis stay and marinate In his female partner's vagina, and both they lock in and repeatedly do this consistently or constantly for days.
"Dude,Bethany and me might be soul mates, we wanted to take our relationship to a new level, so we decided to start soakmaxxing for the entire week. my tip went in Monday, and didn't come out till Friday"
soakmaxxing by Supa Arty March 7, 2025

soolmaxxing 

for someone to keep jerking off right after ejaculating going for another one. could go on till they’ve completely hollowed out their nuts (sool -> soul in Japanese so basically their nuts are as hollow as a ghost/soul)
fuck I’ve been soolmaxxing for too long
soolmaxxing by soolthedivine March 24, 2025

scatmaxxing

The act of going full scat mode during intercourse. We're talking about eating it, prepped iglooing, smearing it on each other and the walls, throwing it like monkeys at zoo visitors, and eating planned meals to maximize sexual efficiency. Every bit of sex should include your own shit.
Prior to learning scatmaxxing, Michael was just a low-level scatman. But after looking it up and getting a prostitute to agree, John had the best scat-filled night of his life.
scatmaxxing by skibidihamburger April 29, 2026
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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