Monday 

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school

Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell [hole!}

Monday by Levi........ January 19, 2019

Monday 

The most painful day of the week.

Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!

Monday by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 3, 2015

Monday 

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

Monday by The What Race Am I? Guy March 28, 2015

monday 

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!

monday by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007

Monday 

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

Monday by BWallenstein November 2, 2010

monday 

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

monday by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Monday 

The beginning of the schoolweek (and, for most people with decent occupations, the workweek). Its beginning puts almost everybody in a bad mood, but its end does little to enliven the spirit.

Monday is the first of the five major obstacles that our hero must pass before reaching the hallowed 'week's end'.

Monday by Diggity Monkeez February 21, 2005