scatmaxxing

The act of going full scat mode during intercourse. We're talking about eating it, prepped iglooing, smearing it on each other and the walls, throwing it like monkeys at zoo visitors, and eating planned meals to maximize sexual efficiency. Every bit of sex should include your own shit.

Prior to learning scatmaxxing, Michael was just a low-level scatman. But after looking it up and getting a prostitute to agree, John had the best scat-filled night of his life.

scatmaxxing by skibidihamburger April 29, 2026

Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

sweatmaxxing 

When you stand inside your bathroom naked when you're sick and overheated.

"I am sweatmaxxing right now."

sweatmaxxing by yloflow December 16, 2023

statsmaxxing 

becoming the best version of yourself by focusing on your looks, money and other goals

have you seen John he wasn't at school today?
he's out statsmaxxing

statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

statsmaxxing 

becoming the best version of yourself by gaining money, improving your looks, knowledge and social circle

John hasn't been to school today because he's statsmaxxing, he could be in a casino

statsmaxxing by Jackkkky January 28, 2024

scarfmaxxing 

Another word for hanging yourself. In relation to strangling oneself with a scarf.

I'm scarfmaxxing right now, I don't want to be here.

scarfmaxxing by girlboos6969 February 7, 2024

smartmaxxing 

basically like looksmaxxing but like being smart.

person1: yo dude your finally smartmaxxing.

person2: thanks bro i’ve started studying lately

smartmaxxing by p1ckle March 5, 2024