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slowmaxxing

slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.
This morning i woke up early and i took 15 minutes making my pour over coffee. Later tonight, im baking the cookie dough i left chilling in the fridge for 48 hours. Yeah, i guess you can say i've been slowmaxxing.

Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.
slowmaxxing by sudonimb May 10, 2022

shopmaxxing

Shopmaxxing is when you shop for a lot of things .
I don't have any clothes, time to start shopmaxxing.
shopmaxxing by TacobellROCKS January 3, 2024

Sodmaxxing 

The act of playing the game World of Warcraft, Season of Discovery, at the expense of your health, and financial welfare. When "Sodmaxxing", a person ceases to want to do everything but play SOD to the point that they lose their entire life and mental awareness of the world
I haven't seen Todd in months since the launch of SOD, has anyone else seen him? No, he's SODMAXXING, and may be lost to us forever, we need to try to get him help.
Sodmaxxing by Eugenixfenom April 7, 2024

Spoonmaxxing

The act of Beating your Shit in your pants and busting in your underwear. Then you use the cum covered underwear and put it over someone else’s head.
Ruth was Spoonmaxxing Andrew. He ate that shit up like it was a 5 course meal

soakmaxxing 

It's when a male partner let's his penis stay and marinate In his female partner's vagina, and both they lock in and repeatedly do this consistently or constantly for days.
"Dude,Bethany and me might be soul mates, we wanted to take our relationship to a new level, so we decided to start soakmaxxing for the entire week. my tip went in Monday, and didn't come out till Friday"
soakmaxxing by Supa Arty March 7, 2025