flacid

What some people (KK) call a soft dick

"Dude my girl couldn't get me up, I was just so flacid."

by ciddoxxavius January 07, 2008

flacid

when your nights a flop

"man that party was pretty flacid"

by dikhead7! January 22, 2009

flacid

Loose.
acronym- erect

Big... Flacid... Sausage-Penis.

Dude his penis is very big and flacid.

by whoo April 12, 2005

flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

by zooa November 03, 2003

Flacid

A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection

Ever since i was shot in the testy, im unable to get hard, only flacid

by kingfloppymonster May 13, 2005

flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 09, 2010

Flacidic

The state of mind a male is forced into, when ALL sexual opertunities, drives and overall mood is diminished in one sudden moment. :(

woman: 'oh yeah baby... uh, give it to me!'
male: 'oh, you like that... yeah!'
woman: *fart*
male: 'oh, JESUS CHRIST... FUCK! im COMPLETLEY flacidic now.'
woman: 'sorry'
male: *storms out, takes a cab home... later has a wank*

by dontjudgeyouknowitstrue November 02, 2009