Shitmaxxing

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A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

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Shitmaxxing

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.

Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma

Shitmaxxing by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024

Related Words

Shitmaxxing • Shitmaxing • scatmaxxing • Shinimaxxing • Shitmixing • shopmaxxing • Sigmaxxing • stimaxxing • suimaxxing • Soft Maxxing

Shitmaxing

The action of holding in a massive shit for a prolonged period of time. Synonymous with clinchmaxing, but must be done whilst a shit is in the rectum.

Bill:

“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”

John: “Wow, what a sigma!”

Shitmaxing by 5555555577777777777skibidi April 22, 2024

Shitmixing

Shitmix or Shitmixing is a fetish for mixing you and your significant others shit together and then doing whatever with it (just generally having a good time with it).

"Hey, babe. Wanna try shitmixing?" Dan Shitmixing
"I wanna go home" - The Babe
"God I need to a girl/boyfriend to shitmix with." - Brandon Shitmixing
"There aint nothing on the planet better than shitmixing." - Dan Shitmixing

Shitmixing by Some Bloak March 7, 2022

shopmaxxing

Shopmaxxing is when you shop for a lot of things .

I don't have any clothes, time to start shopmaxxing.

shopmaxxing by TacobellROCKS January 3, 2024

Sigmaxxing

Becoming a sigma male in order to become more attractive.

John: Sean why are you such a lone wolf?

Sean: Well obviously it's because i'm Sigmaxxing!

Sigmaxxing by Sigmaxxer January 3, 2024

suimaxxing

Suimaxxing is the act of stretching your balls by the use of shoving a tube of water down your Penis hole, and filling up the testicles with that water.

suimaxx”!
Suimaxxing is the act of stretching your balls by the use of shoving a tube of water down your Penis hole, and filling up the testicles with that water.

suimaxxing by suuuchan February 4, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026