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Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.
" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."
Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015
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Snowwhite voice 

Absolute Snowwhite voice.

As heard by a man who grew up with classic music and having perfect pitch
Tony heard that snowwhite voice on a phonecall again 15 years later. He said is this Snowwhite by any chance. The voice said maybe who is this. Tony, Tony the tiler.

She said you still exist.
Absolutely

Then they lived happily ever after

And the others where dwarfed in comparison
Snowwhite voice by Tonythetiler January 4, 2022

snowshit 

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.
1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."
snowshit by MiddleCase March 3, 2011

Midwest Snowsuit 

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.
John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.
Midwest Snowsuit by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012

Snowtits 

The breasts of a snow hoe. They are characterized by their snow white complexion and small size. However, their small size does not take away from their perfection. They are the most envied tits of all.
You know, Thaiquasia has some nice boobs, but it's that white girl she's with that's got the snowtits. Those things are nice.
Snowtits by John Tremain May 3, 2010

Snowsuited 

When a woman comes over but sleeps with you fully clothed.
Jeff invited Lisa over to Netflix and chill with the intentions of banging Lisa. But Lisa didn't go for it but still wanted to cuddle all night. Jeff was snowsuited
Snowsuited by G8extreme February 10, 2017

snowshine 

amazing nick-name for a boyfriend who always makes your day better, no matter what. even when it's cold and snowy, he makes the sun shine and warms up your life :) a cutie pie, game nerd. usually twilight freaks. sexy body. pretty eyes, cute smile. sometimes a spaz. but its adorable. Has the most seductive, beautiful voice. uhh. (:
ayeee, you see that boy? thats my snowshine.
snowshine by uhyeahhh July 23, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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