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a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."
My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.
by rsb1000 February 05, 2011
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