snowstitute 

a curious product of Chicago's Blizzard of 2011, "snowstitution" is a practice where a guy (with a car surrounded/covered by snow) hires an attractive girl to make feeble, ineffective attempts at shoveling the snow, only to lure in random guys (snow-shovelling johns, or "shons") to take over for the snow-shovelling damsel-in-distress. Also known as a "snowjob."

My car was all but lost in the snow, until I picked up a snowstitute to get the job done. The shons couldn't keep teir hands off their shovels.

snowstitute by rsb1000 February 23, 2011

Snubstitute 

To snubstitute is to non-consensually replace something that belongs to another person with something of lesser value.

Likewise, a snubstitute teacher is a substitute teacher that is actually more annoying than your regular teacher.

1) "Jimmy snubstituted my Coke for Diet Coke again, what the hell?"

2) "Mrs. K is horrible I hate her. She's more like a snubstitute teacher."

Snubstitute by nightlifecommando March 5, 2011

Slorstitute 

A person who is a slut, whore, and prostitute and needs to catch their stanky booty ass life, kill it, and start a new one.

That girl over there is a straight up slorstitute.

Slorstitute by Imkittenmeow November 14, 2013

slotstitute 

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slotstitute 

A slotstitute is a person at a casino who offers sexual favors in return for slotplay.

I was playing my favorite machine at the casino but wasnt winning, my machine was down to $1.00 and then a slotstitute sat in the seat next to me and grabbed my cock and said"i'll suck your cock if you let me play your last dollar". So i thought about it and said "i'll play a couple more times and then you can slip down here and give me 50cents worth"

slotstitute by ONAD REPEP June 12, 2014

slorstitute 

slut, whore, prostitute. need I say more?

That girl is a Slorstitute, I wouldn't come near that with a 10ft pole, less you like itching yourself all day.

slorstitute by Helmo October 26, 2007

Snapstitute

Someone who trades booty pics for Snap Cash.

"Hey man, I sent Becky 25 bucks on Snapcash so I could get some pictures of that ball booger catcher, ya heard? She's the best snapstitute around. Top notch booty pics for a good price, ya feel me?"

Snapstitute by Retardedpanda1 November 18, 2014