Shopshits

The intense, unrelenting urge to defecate the second one starts shopping at their favorite store.

No sooner had Beckham opened Skaters Monthly magazine at Narnes & Boble Bookstore than the shopshits came barging in, driving him to bathroom way up on the third floor, ruining his first moment of relaxation after a hard week.

Shopshits by JazzyKDog April 5, 2021

shopshifting 

The practice of browsing at an actual store and simultaneously using one's mobile device to buy the item online (or put it on an online wishlist to buy later) for a lower price.

I was at Best Buy yesterday and saw this Blu-ray player for $300, but I went shopshifting at Amazon and got it for $200.

shopshifting by bbgm November 27, 2009

Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

shitshitshit 

A scientific term used by chemistry students in certain cases:
a: you just spilled boiling acid down your pants
b: you just knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to your pants
c: you just swung your arm through the bunsen burner flame and set fire to your lab coat.
d:you knocked the bunsen burner over and set fire to the teacher's pants.
e: you set fire to your eyebrows

Can be used interchangably with: ohshit ohfuuuuuck! fuck!

a:
student A:- shitshitshit
student B:- WTF?
student a:- I just knocked the acid all over myself.
student B:- Oh. Ok.

b:
student a:- I'm telling you it was like that when I got here.
student b:- you're pants are on fire!!!!!!
student a:- Are you calling me a liar?
student b:- Eeeep!

etc. etc.

shitshitshit by The dude with no eyebrows September 16, 2008

stepshits 

A stepshit is a young or adult child of a stepmother/stepfather that is a rotten human being. They also can be the child of a mother / father that will be married soon. These children have no personal drive. They want to just live life without any concern of others. They rely on the other stepchildren to do all the work in the house. In some states, these children spend the day smoking weed, playing video games or other worthless tasks. In Britain, this child might be called a stepwanker. This word might be used to describe a relationship between a cinderfella or cinderella and their "steps".

I would need to clean the kitchen and the stepshits just watched TV.

stepshits by PrinceCharmingInLaw March 6, 2020

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

When no grill cheese

me: Im hungry

me, about to make a grilled cheese realizing that im out of cheese: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

roomate: bro whats wrong

me: I wanted to make grilled cheese but were out of cheese

roomate: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit by Hehe I cheated February 26, 2021

Snapshits 

A poorly shot or framed photograph that will get a negative reaction every time it is shown to a person. Sometimes a snapshit can be so bad that it will cause the viewers eyes to melt or their hair to spontaniously catch fire.
It has recently been disputed that the Nazi's used snapshits in their bombing of britain.

"I've seen some bad photographs, but this is definitely a snapshit to remember"

"Bomb zem with ze SNAPSHITS!!" - Hitler

Snapshits by Lady Bob July 12, 2007