snopshins

options that you have when you are lost at sea.

Pirate: ahoy mate! i could really use some snopshins cause im stuck at sea.

mate: well, you could make a raft.

pirate: thats a mighty good snopshin. thanks dude!

by sasperella April 29, 2007

Snowshits

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.

" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."

by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

snooshing

When a man had a wiener so big that it constantly hangs out of his boxers.

Yo, I saw Josh in his boxers the other day and he was snooshing!!! OMG LOLZZZ

by PorkyPie123 November 23, 2009

snowshine

amazing nick-name for a boyfriend who always makes your day better, no matter what. even when it's cold and snowy, he makes the sun shine and warms up your life :) a cutie pie, game nerd. usually twilight freaks. sexy body. pretty eyes, cute smile. sometimes a spaz. but its adorable. Has the most seductive, beautiful voice. uhh. (:

ayeee, you see that boy? thats my snowshine.

by uhyeahhh July 23, 2009

snorshing

the act of snorting and blushing at the same time.

He snorshed when she told him that he was +1 on her hotness meter because of his trip to the Chinese market and cleaning the house. He was snorshing so hard, he almost peed himself.

by BouchonLover March 15, 2011

snooshing

Meteorological term used when it is snowing and raining at the same time and in most cases the snow flakes and raindrops are the size of quarters.

A weather phenomena causing traffic to come to a standstill because the crap falling from the sky makes people freak out and forget how to drive.

Dude. Did you look out the window? It's snooshing out!

This is New England, man! Don't you people know how to drive when it's snooshing?(give them the finger and honk your horn...a lot)

by Liebchen65 October 29, 2011

Shopshits

The intense, unrelenting urge to defecate the second one starts shopping at their favorite store.

No sooner had Beckham opened Skaters Monthly magazine at Narnes & Boble Bookstore than the shopshits came barging in, driving him to bathroom way up on the third floor, ruining his first moment of relaxation after a hard week.

by JazzyKDog April 5, 2021