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A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.
Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...
by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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It occurs at dusk & dawn; the darking up & the lightening up of the sky.
I Love twilight; it's the 2nd & 3rd most favorite times of day/night for me!
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by Starchylde August 24, 2016
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Twilight is the time between dawn and sunrise, and the time between sunset and dusk.
Twilight is one of the most beautiful times of the day for some people.
by cheygirl24 March 05, 2009
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A book that has garnered the affection of tweenies everywhere; it tells of the neurotic, paranoid relationship between two people. They are both jealous of their rivals and continually try to kill themselves to get out of their boring lives. Neither has much of a personality to speak of though they find one another fascinating, possibly because they have never before met anyone as boring and one dimensional as themselves.
an extract from Twilight:

"Edward, what about ROSALIE?!"
"She means nothing to me, but what about Mike?!"
"Ugh you have nothing to worry about! Please don't try to kill yourself again! I mean, I don't really like Italy, maybe if the Volturi could relocate to Paris?"
"Isabella. I feel as though you are not taking me seriously. Are you shagging Jacob on the side??"
by spacer_ November 21, 2008
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...No. Just no. I was going to write a definition about this, but then I decided not to.
You still here about no twilight definition? You wanna kill me? Fuck you, you twitard.
by Anhilliator1 December 20, 2016
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1.The time before sunrise and after the sun sets.
2. A book which people won't shut up about.
Almost every single girl I know won't stop reading the fucking thing.
1. It must be about twilight hour.
2. (Irrelevant example for twilight goes here.)
by Unimportant Name November 21, 2008
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