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Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.
" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."
Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015
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snowshit 

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.
1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."
snowshit by MiddleCase March 3, 2011

snotshot 

The point in a artistic movie when the lead thespian is scripted to shoot his load all over the accompanying actress.

To cum in a pornographic film.

Also known as the moneyshot.
"Rocco sure has talent, he's never missed a snotshot yet..."
snotshot by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

snowshit 

The particles of dirt and debris stuck to objects after a snow event
“OMG!! I just drove through a snowstorm and I’m going to have so much snowshit on my car tomorrow!”
snowshit by ElizaRN62 December 26, 2020
2285 on top
me and the boys just did a snitshit, 2285 on top brutha
snitshit by pettysniff September 17, 2021
When you sneeze, fart and shit
Just did a snitshit, 85 on top
snitshit by pettysniff September 18, 2021
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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