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Midwest Snowsuit 

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.
John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.
Midwest Snowsuit by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012

Swedish Snowsuit 

When you're on vacation in your winter cabin and you're Bukakiing all over a womans body then you throw her in the snow bank, while she is still covered in ejaculation, freezing the cum on her body and giving her a Swedish Snowsuit.
Dude, we were at your cabin last weekend and gave that hot asain chick a Swedish Snowsuit. Way cooler than you'd think..
Swedish Snowsuit by misoren April 29, 2010

awkward snowsuit 

level 3 in the "Levels of Awkward". Snowsuits (for those who have not worn them) are MUCH more awkard than mittens or turtles. you practically are prohibited from normal movement. your arms tend to not be able to come down all the way at your sides, and you tend to have to waddle, swaying back and forth, much like a penguin.
person 1: i grabbed my friends' toe from under the stall in the bathroom...only...it turned out not to be my friend...or their toe.

person 2: that's SO awkward snowsuit!

Michigan Snowsuit 

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.
While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.
Michigan Snowsuit by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025