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snowshit 

A snowstorm with particularly wet and heavy conditions, likely to lead to heavy accumulation, as well as massive ice patches. So named because, if there is a god causing the weather, this is him taking an angry, angry shit on your city.
1. "No way I'm going to lab! It's snowshitting like all hell out there!"

2. "We were going to go out to the movies, but stayed home instead to avoid the snowshit."
snowshit by MiddleCase March 3, 2011
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snowshit 

The particles of dirt and debris stuck to objects after a snow event
“OMG!! I just drove through a snowstorm and I’m going to have so much snowshit on my car tomorrow!”
snowshit by ElizaRN62 December 26, 2020

Snowwhite voice 

Absolute Snowwhite voice.

As heard by a man who grew up with classic music and having perfect pitch
Tony heard that snowwhite voice on a phonecall again 15 years later. He said is this Snowwhite by any chance. The voice said maybe who is this. Tony, Tony the tiler.

She said you still exist.
Absolutely

Then they lived happily ever after

And the others where dwarfed in comparison

Snowshits 

An incurable mental affliction resulting in the inability to appear at work when even the slightest amount of snowfall is possible. Symptoms include anxiety, diarrhea , and rampant use of badly constructed excuses.
" There's some snow in the forecast. I'll bet Steve gets a case of the snowshits again. Can't wait to hear his excuse for ducking work this time."
Snowshits by Sarcastic Prick January 27, 2015

Midwest Snowsuit 

The winter wardrobe of males ages 12-19 in the midwest. Generally consists of baggy shorts and t-shirts/wifebeaters. Most who dress this way think it makes them look tough for braving the sub-20-degree temperatures in summer clothes, although they usually just end up looking like douchebags.
John had to borrow Matt's coat because he wore a Midwest Snowsuit to the Christmas light display.
Midwest Snowsuit by RowdyRazz April 14, 2012

Snowsuited 

When a woman comes over but sleeps with you fully clothed.
Jeff invited Lisa over to Netflix and chill with the intentions of banging Lisa. But Lisa didn't go for it but still wanted to cuddle all night. Jeff was snowsuited
Snowsuited by G8extreme February 10, 2017

snowshine 

amazing nick-name for a boyfriend who always makes your day better, no matter what. even when it's cold and snowy, he makes the sun shine and warms up your life :) a cutie pie, game nerd. usually twilight freaks. sexy body. pretty eyes, cute smile. sometimes a spaz. but its adorable. Has the most seductive, beautiful voice. uhh. (:
ayeee, you see that boy? thats my snowshine.
snowshine by uhyeahhh July 23, 2009