smuggly 

Someone (generally an asian) who is always seen in the school hall or in the library with a smugg-ass look on their face. They think they are the shit because they study all day and get perfect scores on all of their tests

All asians are smuggly

smuggly by Big Snigger August 5, 2006

Smuggly 

A combination of smug and ugly, smuggly refers to the attitude of Republican candidates' and supporters' faces when confronted with the viciousness of their attacks on minorities.

In the face of criticism regarding his call to ban Muslims entering the U.S., Donald Trump remained smuggly.

Smuggly by L. Info March 25, 2016

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Smuggling Bananas 

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

Smuggling Bananas by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil 

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

Smuggling the hot oil by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Turtle Smuggler 

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

Turtle Smuggler by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008