A unrulinh love shared between two people going by the names of Massimo (said in Spanish voice) and Megan the 4.11 rat
by Daddymassimo May 28, 2019
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“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
by Women Moment September 17, 2020
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Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
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Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.
by crabstein December 17, 2008
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Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
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Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.
by RD VLVT June 9, 2011
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by scodder March 23, 2010
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