316 definitions by harry flashman

Bubba, fetch me some teep, else I'm gonna have to cut up Mama's curtains.
by harry flashman July 29, 2003
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A panacea pushed by social workers and governmental agencies onto people Darwin consigned a dead end destination to in evolution.
Reginald, fresh from the empowerment seminar, gave two weeks notice at the Whattaburger and bought a one way Greyhound bus ticket to New York where he was going to, by God, run for the Senate.
by harry flashman July 25, 2003
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A cardinal point of the compass, 045 degrees.
Look in the mirror, your right eye is ENE of your nostrils.
by harry flashman August 12, 2003
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Expected Progeny Differences, data collected on cattle (dames and bulls) used in breeding programs to predict characteristics in offspring.
Lookit!, Leroy...check out the EPD's on that sweetheart wearing the crimson Carharrt's.
by harry flashman July 30, 2003
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A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
by harry flashman July 11, 2003
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1. adv. (var. sp.) Frenzied and out of control. 2. n. An act of fornication by Buhwheet.
1. Percy forgot to take his thorazine and now he has run amok. 2. Yo, miatch...dum yhear an dimmy amuck.
by harry flashman July 2, 2003
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Small insects that can infest ornamental plant leaves, and their excretions can blacken the leaves and interfere with photosynthesis and degrade the health of the plant.
Those friggin' aphids were sucking the vital essence from my Hollicae Burfordii so I Malathioned the bejesus out of the little buggers.
by harry flashman July 14, 2003
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