316 definitions by harry flashman

Having the quality of sucking.
Thank you so much, Ferndock, for your input...management values worker innovation, your idea has suction.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity
I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.
by harry flashman July 15, 2003
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A replacement of ground pig entrails and body parts with the entrails and body parts of a domesticated farm animal of another species not in accordance with SPAM(tm) or USDA specifications.
Oy vey, I should have known it was a spam scam at those prices and the "Product of Saudi Arabia" written on the lable.
by harry flashman July 20, 2003
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To have the qualities of a showy, cheerful flamer pushing upwards, straining the bounds of propriety.
Eduardo, possessed of an effervescent and flambuoyant personality, was dissuaded by Coach Melvin from attended football try-outs and was redirected to the cheerleading squad.
by harry flashman August 20, 2003
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A Filipino given name equivalent to Melvin, Bubba, Antwan, Chauncey or Delbert.
Cordapio DePeniscola, cursed since birth with a name held in high public ridicule in his native province of Ilocos Norte, after much consideration decided on Ambrosio for his American Immigration Visa application.
by harry flashman July 24, 2003
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To lollygag or drag one's feet; procrastination in decision making.
Leon continued to fiddlefart with the remote, incapable of deciding between NASCAR on channel 106 or the MossyOak Infomercial on channel 329.
by harry flashman August 11, 2003
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Larger.
Dammit, Ferndock...I can't calibrate the fuzing mechanism for a 200KT nuclear weapon with a 7/16th box end wrench...gimme the gigundy one.
by harry flashman July 12, 2003
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