Smegalodon

A nonchalant, mysterious main character.

“They call me… the Smegalodon!”

Smegalodon by bruhlol1224 December 17, 2025

Smegaladon

An enormous amount of smegma so big that it takes the form of a Megaladon

Anyone got a rag? I think I got a damn Smegaladon down there.

Smegaladon by CodeNameBingo November 23, 2018

Smegladon 

An abnormally large uncircumcised penis, usually containing dick cheese.

That man Curtis has quite the smegladon.

Smegladon by Gman15561 March 27, 2019

Smegadon 

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.

Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.

Smegadon by crabstein December 17, 2008

Megalodon 

1. a prehistoric shark, that measured up to 12 metres in length.

2. an exceptionally mega impressive donn thing.

that is the most megalodon board I have ever ridden.

Megalodon by simon warren November 17, 2003

Megalodong

A penis that, when flaccid, touches the water of the toilet whilst the carrier is excreting.

Joe stuck his megalodong into the gloryhole.

Megalodong by TheMegaladong June 30, 2015

Smegaladon

A name for someone who has a mass build up of smegma.

Omg Heidi, stay away from Brad, he's a smegaladon.

Smegaladon by Meat Man 666 August 13, 2018