Step by step guide:
Step 1 - do the lady from behind
Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back
Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)
Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
Step 1 - do the lady from behind
Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back
Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)
Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
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by JACK BAUER September 29, 2003
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by digambaran December 23, 2019
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Half governor, half cyborg... a hyper-alloy combat chasis surrounded by living tissue, sent back by Skynet to become the governor of California.
"That Governator is out there, it can't be bargined with, it can't be resoned with, and it will not stop, ever... until he is elected."
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
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the government is you and me and you've all been trained to forget that by the ones pretending to be our masters!
turn off the television! it's only there to distract you and to make your mind up for you!
They've been telling us how it's going to be... wait a second! were supposed to be doing that!
turn off the television! it's only there to distract you and to make your mind up for you!
They've been telling us how it's going to be... wait a second! were supposed to be doing that!
The government is us; we are the government, you and I -- Theodore Roosevelt, 26th President of the United States.
it's still we the people... not we the IRS, not we the Bush Administration! YOU AND ME AND DON'T LET THEM FORGET THAT!!!
it's still we the people... not we the IRS, not we the Bush Administration! YOU AND ME AND DON'T LET THEM FORGET THAT!!!
by weownnotthem January 12, 2008
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What would happen under certain governments;
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population
Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them
Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you
by zutroy September 26, 2004
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The government is an entity inside a nation (or in the case of federations, a lesser being) that is tasked for running said entity. In forms such as democracy, the government is chosen by the people, while other forms can hold more tyrannical leanings, in which a small amount of the population runs the nation.
" let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us " - Franklin Delano Roosevelt, July 9th, 1938, Marietta Ohio
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