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governing 

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
governing by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
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Governing 

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc
Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.
Governing by eydsh August 7, 2018
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governing body 

The ruling class of the cult known as Jehovah's witnesses! Not required to follow the same rules as everyone else in the group! Before you study with these false prophets please please please do some extensive research into their beliefs!
Wait a minute how come your kid is going to law school and the Watchtower is PAYING for it?

Cause I'm on he governing body and I'm better than you!

Fuck you and your cult I'm out of here!
governing body by mkr32208 May 24, 2006

Disinformation Governance Board 

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984
The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

Disinformation Governance Board 

(Abbreviated DGB): modern version of the ministry of truth as defined by George Orwell's 1984]
If you're concerned about living under Stalin's KGB], you should be well concerned about the disinformation governance board and its activities.

goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.
Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.
goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018

Guerning 

Guerning is the grinding of the teeth while high on pills, ketamine or MDMA. When a person takes extasy its more than likely they will start to grind their teeth. Often the user will take chewing gum to prevent tooth damage, and an aching jaw.

A person who Guerns their teeth, are refered to as a Guernatron.
Person A: Whoah! Look at that dude!

Person B: Jees hes Guerning!

Person A: That will hurt in the morning =S
Guerning by ARGoode January 26, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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