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governing 

Step by step guide:

Step 1 - do the lady from behind

Step 2 - just before the point of ejaculation withdraw, then spit on her back

Step 3 - as she turns round with youthful optimistic naivity, you totally spaff yer load in her face (and preferably hair)

Step 4 (optional) - punch her in the face
governing by Algernon St. Querible October 22, 2003
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Governing 

being fucky, making peoples lives harder, messing with your shit, etc
Anyway, President Obama is going to have to change his style of governing.
Governing by eydsh August 7, 2018
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governing body 

The ruling class of the cult known as Jehovah's witnesses! Not required to follow the same rules as everyone else in the group! Before you study with these false prophets please please please do some extensive research into their beliefs!
Wait a minute how come your kid is going to law school and the Watchtower is PAYING for it?

Cause I'm on he governing body and I'm better than you!

Fuck you and your cult I'm out of here!
governing body by mkr32208 May 24, 2006

Disinformation Governance Board 

A board headed by Nina Jankowicz, equivalent to the ministry of truth as described by George Orwell in 1984
The disinformation governance board was supposed to have been run by Stalin. Not Nina Jankowicz.

Disinformation Governance Board 

(Abbreviated DGB): modern version of the ministry of truth as defined by George Orwell's 1984]
If you're concerned about living under Stalin's KGB], you should be well concerned about the disinformation governance board and its activities.

goerking 

Excessive climbing when cycling in order to sattisfy an obsessive compulsive need for elevation & pain.
Did you see that rats nest of a strava ride? 10K in 20 miles. That dude was goerking it hard.
goerking by Special_KF June 14, 2018

Guerning 

Guerning is the grinding of the teeth while high on pills, ketamine or MDMA. When a person takes extasy its more than likely they will start to grind their teeth. Often the user will take chewing gum to prevent tooth damage, and an aching jaw.

A person who Guerns their teeth, are refered to as a Guernatron.
Person A: Whoah! Look at that dude!

Person B: Jees hes Guerning!

Person A: That will hurt in the morning =S
Guerning by ARGoode January 26, 2009
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