vain

Someone who thinks this song is about them.

You're so vain. You probly think this song is about you, don't you. - Carly Simon

by NotStephen Colbert January 27, 2009

vain

Excessively proud of their appearance; conceited, arrogant, narcissistic.

You skizanks are so dizamn vain, honestly, can one be anymore conceited about their looks?

by Sibyl Vane May 28, 2004

vain

Vanity or being vain is when you think highly of yourself especially ones appearance (being very proud of yourself to a point of arrogance)...self love...conceited...being confident is one thing...being vain is another!

My bf blowaves his hair,then straightens it then adds products,spends more time in the bathroom than me,then struts around thinking his god gift to woman!

"Luke is so vain"

by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 08, 2007

vain

Something for which most people are too hypocritical to understand. It's also the reason beautiful people make more money and have more friends.

Your boss: Jeff, you've got a beautiful, trustworthy face and dress in vain, custom-made suits. I'm giving you a promotion and a raise!

by fuck_humanity November 07, 2013

vain

someone who cares too much about themselves and their appearance

p1: do you like Aaron?

p2: No he is the vainest person that i have ever met

by its me holly b September 24, 2011

vain

A person in love with their own looks. A mind-blowing imbecile who thinks they are way better looking or entertaining than they actually are.

She's so vain, she thinks every guy wants her.

by The Barbaric Machine March 27, 2010

vain

meaning not yielding the desired outcome, or fruitless...

ok, that does make me feel better... but it seems to be fruitless... cuz i dont think ill ever get the desired outcome

well that makes me feel better... but it seems to all be in vain...

by U KNOW IT January 21, 2006