Smegamall

A derogatory reference to the Mall of America in Bloomington, MN used among its detractors. Derived from Smegma.

"God, I hate finding a parking spot at the fucking Smegamall."

by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008

siegaall

A man who makes a terrible life decision often by going to TABC or the wrong school.

That guy over their is such a Siegaall for not going to our school

by Anonymous1451 January 10, 2019

smegmalicious

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

Smegmalomania

To be obsessed with one's own dickcheese.

Frank loves to sniff his own farts, I think he's got a touch of smegmalomania.

by poo poo pants December 19, 2008

smegmalicious

being foul, putrid and/or physically having the same appeal as the smegma secreted in human mammalia genitalia.

That Amy Winehouse is plain smegmalicious

by msfuckface April 26, 2011

smegmalith

Mythical structure. A huge tower or monolith constructed entirely out of penis cheese. The possibility of its actual existence has been discussed in many an asinine debate amongst social circles whose activities revolve largely around the expansion of the mind by foreign substance.

"Behold, the smegmalith of legend. Fear not its godlike stature or life-taking effluvium"

by T-Wrex December 15, 2008

Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

by Geophphphph April 10, 2021