smegamabyte

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

smegamabyte by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010

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smegmabytes

The perfect word has arisen from the depths of oblivion. This word will become legendary. This word is more brag-a-docious in it's connotation(maybe I'll coin that word next) than it is, negative. Should be a noun to be proud of!
Smegmabyte (N) {smeg-ma-byte} -The build-up of corrupted gunk on your computer files from watching a lot of porn.

***Excessive form:

Smegmagig ...amount of gigs needed to watch too much porn.

-or- for the feverish fist-banger:

Smegmaterabyte ...terabytes needed to live in porn world.

Geez, Josh, with all that porn you watch, how many smegmabytes does your computer have?

- or-

Damn, Drew, with all that fist pumping, how many smegmagigs can your computer handle? I wish my computer was as badass as yours

-or-

Wow, Jake, judging by all those tissues on your floor I'm guessing you have the latest software to clean up all those smegmaterabytes? You rock!!

smegmabytes by Chetkush January 17, 2017

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Smegmabite

Smegmabite is 1 Gb of exotic videos of people by the female kind putting a certain human organ in thus mouth, the person then proceeds to aggressively guzzle the white substance that the certain organ collects.

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

Smegmabite by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

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Smegmabite

-Ey buddy did you see my computer filled with loads of porn?
-Yeah, a fuckton of smegmabite!

Smegmabite by Seggwaq June 26, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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