8 definitions by RD VLVT

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.
I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.
John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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An adult male who prefers not to wear underwear. A free-baller.
Dude -- you oughta become a freedom rider. I started six months ago, and I've never felt so alive.
by RD VLVT May 17, 2011
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An individual who is obsessed with the smell and taste of smegma, bedding down as many partners as possible in a vain attempt to satisfy their insatiable desire.
Jack went down on three women this weekend. He said he hit the jackpot on the third. -- I fear he's becoming a smegalomaniac.
by RD VLVT May 16, 2011
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A psychological condition characterized by real or imagined super-human power to seduce women.
Jack had been having so much success bedding down women lately that he was in danger of becoming a smegalomaniac.
by RD VLVT April 17, 2011
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An African-American individual who emulates white hipster culture through fashion and activities (such as wearing skinny jeans, skateboarding and looking emo, all ironically).
Did you see those kids that just skateboarded by?

Yeah -- I couldn't tell if they were white or black. Their skin looked black but everything else screamed white. I think they were blipsters.
by RD VLVT May 16, 2011
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A feeling for another person encompassing not only the passionate, all-encompassing, overwhelming feeling of love, but also the feeling of being best friends with that person.
J: I know I've said I'm in love with you, but it's much more. I just love hanging out with you, and I feel like you're my best friend.

J: I feel the same way. I lovike you.
by RD VLVT July 11, 2011
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