smegmocracy

The governing of society by those with the most dick cheese.

With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.

by scodder March 23, 2010

seemocracy

When a decision is to be made in a group and everyone thinks they have an equal say and they go through an elaborate vote but the choice has already been made by Seema.

"What's the vote count on our next dinner place?"

"Doesn't matter, it's a seemocracy anyway."

by supercallousedfragilemystic November 20, 2014

smarmocracy

Government by hucksters, cheats, cronies, crooks and liars
see also: Cult45, kacistocracy

With the inauguration of Donald Trump, the US dropped all pretense of being a democratic republic and began the installation of a full blown Smarmocracy.

by EvilleMike June 22, 2019