Smeasy 

Dirty or Disgusting Female.

Andy: Dude that guy Gordon had a real smeasy girlfriend.
Matt: Yea she was a total smeasy

Smeasy by Rawdogger420 April 30, 2011

Sweasy 

Getting a good deal on a second hand fluid head tripod or comfortable recliner chair

"You got a good deal on that second hand tripod? Damn! Sweasy!"

Sweasy by puketuque January 3, 2019

Smeasel 

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014

smearys 

Semi-liquid condiments. Things like catsup, mustard, mayonaise, hot sauce, miracle whip, or any combination or variation, spread on sandwiches.

I'd like a a regular hamburger. No smearys, please. I don't like smearys.....

smearys by Dennis Potempa February 25, 2006

smegsy

when something is even better then sexy also hey oli if ur looking at this

omg your outfit is so smegsy

smegsy by bingolinbo December 5, 2020

Smeasal 

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

Smeasal by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

Smeazy 

When something is simple and convenient.

"I only have to do this task today, that's hella smeazy"

"I love that I can do this in a smeazy way"

Smeazy by KrisYeet November 18, 2021