A young girl, roughly 5"0 in height, sometimes taller, sometimes shorter, with long brown hair, and has a beautiful body, and amazing personality. Any guy who refuses to believe that he is in love with her is a moron, but usually, somewhere, there is a guy called Riley who will stop at nothing to get his hand in her hand, and sit under a sunset with her, before retiring to his or her house, to cuddle and watch movies.

Person 1: "Damn look at that smegsy girl!?"
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!

smegsy megsy by SonOfHecate June 3, 2016

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segsy

it’s sexy but like ✨𝓼𝓮𝓰𝓼𝔂✨

“Tana looks so segsy today”

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smeggsy

A non-censored version of the word “sexy”, used in a rather jokingly or playful manner.

“Hudson lookin’ smeggsy today”

“Nah bro, George lookin’ as smeggsy as the Queen.”

smeggsy by thomasisnotok May 3, 2021

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smegster

A celtic god

Oh smegster lay me

smegster by smegster November 8, 2003

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Scrambled Smegs

When a dude with a filthy cheesedick and a slut with a smegma riddled pussy have hot, sweaty sex.

I had cheesedick so bad that I decided to go fuck a homeless woman and make a little scrambled smegs. The sex was hot. The smell was not.

Scrambled Smegs by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2018

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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