Steasy

A style of clothing. A modern mix between "style" and "easy."

I like your style, what do you call it?

I like to look laid back but put together. My style is steasy.

by Holicious March 21, 2009

steasy

Smooth or buttery. Used as an adjective and rarely as an adverb.

Dude, that wave was so steasy!

The surface of his brand new car was so steasy.

by A Drunk Panda October 20, 2007

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.

Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....

by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Steamy Dreamy

When someone shits on someone's face while they're asleep.

"Yo, we should give Zane a steamy dreamy while he's out!"
"That's a great idea Sensei Wu!"

by SillyNinjagoFan69 November 23, 2019

steady leak

a slow internal bleeding that begins, often without a person knowing it, due to a foreign object being lodged in the body (i.e. a shard or small particle from a bullet).

Many of today's handgun bullets tend to break up and disperse inside the shooting victim's body, causing a steady leak, which can be fatal since it's difficult to detect.

by D.S. Credito March 18, 2015

Steamy Pete

To pop the hood of a parked car and defecate on the engine block. The next time the owner starts their car, they will be greeted with the sweet smell of hot feces.

I heard Lindsay had to take her car in to the shop again because Charles stank it up with a Steamy Pete.

by ah my chest my bloody chest July 22, 2012

Sweasy

Getting a good deal on a second hand fluid head tripod or comfortable recliner chair

"You got a good deal on that second hand tripod? Damn! Sweasy!"

by puketuque January 3, 2019