Smeasal 

The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

Smeasal by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

Seasalt 

The best porn you will see if you are a furry

Mom i be there I a sec I'm watching seasalt .

Seasalt by Seasalt December 23, 2016

Smeasel 

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014

Smeakalicious 

Characterized by being extremely enticing to smeak; usually used to describe butt cheeks

Those butt checks were so smeakalicious, I couldn't help myself. I just had to pinch them.

Smeakalicious by SharkSlaya December 3, 2022

Smeagal 

1. Nebraskan redneck that yells, "yeeeehaaa" all the time.
2. TAR piece of shit.

Smeagal wishes he joined the army.

Smeagal by Anonymous March 14, 2003

smeasle 

A smeasle is a word I invented for kittens and cats when I was a kid. Has its roots with the word morsel because that's what kittens are: cute little morsels. After the mashup, the result is smeasle. Pronounced (smee-sul).

I procured a smeasle as new pet.

smeasle by Matt7777777 January 30, 2008

Cock Smeasle 

He/She who ditches his/her friends to hop on that D

You stupid Cock Smeasle. How could you leaves us for him?!

Cock Smeasle by Dr. Sanitizer September 1, 2010