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The best drink in the world.

1 pint of diesel

2 bottles of smirnoff ice

2 bottles of Orange Alcopop

Pour equally into 3 pint glasses

3 mates

3 straws

Then 3 straws in first pint and suck... then next and then last.

Wait 20 minutes and try standing up

Smeasal Race

2 teams of 3 mates who ever wins pays for the lot!

Smeasal by Ollie7 October 18, 2008

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Seasalt

The best porn you will see if you are a furry

Mom i be there I a sec I'm watching seasalt .

Seasalt by Seasalt December 23, 2016

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Smeasel

One who is both smug and a weasel.

People of this ilk take great pleasure is possessing these characteristics because they are smug weasels.

Jaycob Mullingham Turner III of Chelmsford Chelmsfordshire is the only known living example of a Smeasel.

'That guy Jake has such and smug face and the personality of a weasel'

'Yeh, that's why they call him Smeasel'

Smeasel by Wickery January 16, 2014

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Smeakalicious

Characterized by being extremely enticing to smeak; usually used to describe butt cheeks

Those butt checks were so smeakalicious, I couldn't help myself. I just had to pinch them.

Smeakalicious by SharkSlaya December 3, 2022

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Smeagal

1. Nebraskan redneck that yells, "yeeeehaaa" all the time.
2. TAR piece of shit.

Smeagal wishes he joined the army.

Smeagal by Anonymous March 14, 2003

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smeasle

A smeasle is a word I invented for kittens and cats when I was a kid. Has its roots with the word morsel because that's what kittens are: cute little morsels. After the mashup, the result is smeasle. Pronounced (smee-sul).

I procured a smeasle as new pet.

smeasle by Matt7777777 January 30, 2008

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Cock Smeasle

He/She who ditches his/her friends to hop on that D

You stupid Cock Smeasle. How could you leaves us for him?!

Cock Smeasle by Dr. Sanitizer September 1, 2010

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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