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short for siamease-twin. generally used for two best friends who are "joined" at the hip.
this is my smease
smease by Munchkin81 July 15, 2011
Related Words
smease • Smeasel • smeared • smeaze • stease • Sheasexual • smeager • sneasel • seasea • skease
Refers to the trustworthiness and overall character of a person. Can be used in a variety of contexts such as a verb, noun or adjective. Smeasing can often refer to the 'capping' of a person or simply how imbecilic they are.
Shut up you smease
Shut up you smeasly person
Stop smeasing bro
You are a true smeaser
Hell there you smeasly chum!
smease by Smeasly Chum November 21, 2020

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.
In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.
Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.
One's personal touch, funk or flavor. Combination of style and ease. That which comes naturally and sets one apart from all the suckas of the word.
The DJ put his Stease all up in the remix.
Stease by K. Washington July 25, 2016
when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile
Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck
smeared by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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