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smease 

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short for siamease-twin. generally used for two best friends who are "joined" at the hip.
this is my smease
smease by Munchkin81 July 15, 2011
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smease 

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Refers to the trustworthiness and overall character of a person. Can be used in a variety of contexts such as a verb, noun or adjective. Smeasing can often refer to the 'capping' of a person or simply how imbecilic they are.
Shut up you smease
Shut up you smeasly person
Stop smeasing bro
You are a true smeaser
Hell there you smeasly chum!
smease by Smeasly Chum November 21, 2020

smeared shit across the cunt 

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The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

Smeared 

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In basic terminology, Smeared is a word that is used to represent an event of social disorder where one is to be dissed, slapped or abused as a result of other's enjoyment. Therefore, Smeared is most commonly used as an insult or retort to the abused individual not being able to form a comeback.
Aamir: You're an epic fail.

Sam: The only fail was your dad's condom...

Everyone surrounding the individuals: Smeared.

Stease 

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One's personal touch, funk or flavor. Combination of style and ease. That which comes naturally and sets one apart from all the suckas of the word.
The DJ put his Stease all up in the remix.
Stease by K. Washington July 25, 2016

smeared 

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when a piece of shit smiles at you, as if shit were smeared across the floor in the shape of a smile
Person 1: Dude, i'm so sorry you didn't win
Person 2: That's not even the worst part, he smeared at me while they put the medal around his neck
smeared by EsuccEchucc January 20, 2017
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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