smearys 

Semi-liquid condiments. Things like catsup, mustard, mayonaise, hot sauce, miracle whip, or any combination or variation, spread on sandwiches.

I'd like a a regular hamburger. No smearys, please. I don't like smearys.....

smearys by Dennis Potempa February 25, 2006

smearns 

A violent scottish bastard

"Wow, that guy is a real smearns"

smearns by WhoWhoWhoWho July 27, 2012

Smearism 

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

Smearism by wpkoski February 4, 2020

Britney Smears 

What Britney gives to the doctor when getting a test for cervical cancer (pap smear)

I'm going to the gyno to give my Britney Smears

Britney Smears by emmiez October 16, 2008

Smeary 

Smeary - Intended to be pronounced as "Shmeary". It is the act of taking 3 fingers and coating them with the sweat and cheese from your gooey ass crack and smearing it on somebody's upper lip.

Best effect is if you have worked up a good sweat and your crack is real freaking greasey and if the recipient of the "shmeary" has a mustache.

Originates from an individual who frequents a lakeside "pub and grub" in South Central Wisconsin. This individual actually did this to someone who kept fucking with his father at a bar. He went to the head (bathroom) dragged 3 fingers across the crack of his sweaty and greasy ass, went out and grabbed his victim, put him in a headlock and applied the "shmeary" by using the 3 finger method. It is important to note that this dude is a pretty big guy.

According to him...

"Not everyone can just go and start handing out "Shmearys", you have to practice. You have to make sure you have a real greasy ass crack."

Some asshole kept fucking with my father at the bar lastnight. So I worked up a good sweat and gave that fucker a "Smeary".

Smeary by Jay USMC October 25, 2007

A Smeary 

The act of going in a Value City and seeing the bathroom crossed off with police homicide banners with the description "WARNING PLEASE DO NOT CROSS" across them in bold text. Upon entering the said bathroom there is a big smeary shitty mess everywhere including places where shit out of a humans ass is normally not capable of going. In some cases you can try to shit on top of the shit already in the toilet and adding your contribution to the pile while a innocent dad and son enter behind you and witness the smear for themselves as they look in horror.

Whoa did you see the bathroom at Value City? It had a smeary all over it.

A Smeary by Jimcocknballs August 3, 2007

Pabst smears 

The after effects of drinking too many Pabst blue ribbon beers.

John drank way too many Pabst blue ribbons last night, hes been on the toilet all day with the Pabst smears

Pabst smears by Allen Wrensch August 17, 2009