Simpfit 

A name of the best band Runyan Ave. Soldier-esque 313-like peeps. Simpfit is short for SimpPhit, which, if you switch the capital letters around becomes Pimp Shit.

810 wannabe: SimpFit sucks.
"Bang"
Real Homie: "Ey yo, you check out that new Simpfit track?"
Other Homie: "Damn straight, that track was the shit."

Simpfit by Slimfit February 12, 2008

Simpfire

Andrew Hellfire/Haifley who simps over other women or men of Animated-Wrestling all the time, given the name "Simpfire" by the community, now being widespread across the AM Community, primarily, XCWE.

"We gave Andrew Hellfire the nickname "Simpfire" because he simps all the time."
"Man, that's a Simpfire moment."

Simpfire by StandardSashaaa May 14, 2020

simpitry 

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

simpitry by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

simpitis 

A simp who simps

Ye has contracted simpitis

simpitis by I am the ultimate retard August 24, 2020

simpsitive 

someone who is sensitive being a simp

a person who is sensitive and a simp at the same time

that boy is such a simpsitive

simpsitive by anonymous October 25, 2020

Melon Simpitis 

Melon Simpitis is defined as a psychological disorder, that is in every male, but sometimes controlled by some, that plagues all males, whenever a girl approaches, they become extreme simps. This happens and is not limited to Discord, IG, Snapchat, Facebook, or even real life.

Kind of like veelas from Harry Potter, or Sirens from Greek Mythology, but this is very real.

Symptoms (Hah, simptoms):
- People suddenly act polite, offer to send money/buy things for her
- They want to marry her (using the MarriageBot in Discord)

- They want to write about her 'bodily functions' :/ -- These are literal symptoms, not exaggerations
- They want to change their profile to match hers
- They want to charm her and show her that they have good jokes

- They defend her whenever she is even slightly thrown a joke at.
- They wanna be her slave
- They want her. -- This is the last simp stage. At this point the people are dangerous. People like Alinity or Pokimane have such men (they gladly profit from them too)

A Coincidence?

40% of all Melons have cat profile pictures.

A Random Melon: Hi
Felix: Heyyy, how's it going?
Melon: Great, how about you?
Belarus: Omg i wanna write about your period, yes.
Melon: what the fuck, no i don't want yo--
Felix: omg yesssssssssssss
Nikolai: I wanna be you, send pfp link
Kass: Check out my Hoxha bunkers 😏
Melon: Guys stop pls this is weird
Skrab: Yeah guys! She doesn't like it! She only likes it from me
Melon: DUDE. I DON-
Matias: I wanna be your slave
All aforementioned people: I'll buy you nitro if you marry me
Melon's Husband: Wtf? Immoral, how dare you all? Where are your ethics?
Melon: I wanna die. I hate Melon Simpitis.
Spoop: I made a fanfic of you.

Melon Simpitis by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 7, 2020

Simpity 

the state or quality of being a simp

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.

Simpity by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020