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1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.
1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
by PMax February 12, 2008
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A place that bakes/sells baked goods such as cakes, breads, pies, cookies, etc. Nothing sexual about this definition.
I work at a bakery.
by TheSpencinator2012 January 21, 2012
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A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.
Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”
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A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.
oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery
by dJJazzyJeff123 March 05, 2010
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A garden of pastry delights, featuring a plethora of donuts, cannolis, cookies, cakes, breads, pies, and a wide variety of other sugary, doughy pleasures. Find one of these paradises in your local downtown area where you'll spot local regulars that enjoy musing on these pastries possibly more than they love eating them. Indeed, a place to fall in love.
At the bakery, I found creamy solitude in a chocolate chip cannoli for a decent price.
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by LilahLeigh June 13, 2018
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A woman that is extremely attractive and has "cakes"(big breasts) and some hot buns (butt)
"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"
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