A place that bakes/sells baked goods such as cakes, breads, pies, cookies, etc. Nothing sexual about this definition.
I work at a bakery.
by TheSpencinator2012 January 21, 2012
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1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.
1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."
by PMax February 12, 2008
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Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.
Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.
by Alan <AJ> January 18, 2007
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A woman's vagina, especially during a vaginal yeast infection. (So called because of yeast's role in baking bread.)

Synonym: breadbox.
Related term: yeef.
Jeanette's cooch was so rank and yeasty, it smelled like a fucking bakery down there.
by fauxbourdon December 07, 2005
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When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.
Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.
by asslover7 March 02, 2020
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A business specialising in the making and selling of baked goods. Bread is famously sold in bakeries. Bakeries have wide ranges of delicious bread for everyone to chose from.

There are various flavours and types of bread. Your local bakery will be more than happy to help you find your prefect type of bread.

If you are gluten or wheat intolerant, I am very sorry to hear. There is still bread for you because bread is inclusive, but there are a lot less types and they tend to be boring. If you choose to be gluten free I recommend that you wake up and eat some bread, then tell me it’s worth it.
Sally: “ did you hear about that new bakery that opened down the road?”
Susan: “ no I don’t like bakeries”
Samantha: “ but sally there is bread in bakeries”
Susan: “ I’m gluten free
Sally: “ oh wow that must be so hard for you, I’m so sorry”
Susan: “ don’t be sorry, it was my choice. I’m not a fan of bread.”
Samantha: “I’m sorry sally are you feeling ok?”
Sally: “um Susan i don’t think we can’t be friends anymore. I’m sorry but kind of not because you don’t like bread so it was going to happen eventually”
Samantha: “she’s right. We’re going to the new bakery to eat some bread”
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