simpitry
simpitry by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020
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The Axis Of Simpitry
Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry
The Axis Of Simpitry by gully64 March 10, 2020
Simpatry
Simpatry by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020
Simpity
His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.
Simpity by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020
Simpatry
Simpatry by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020
simpatry
there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp
3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report
1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp
3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report
1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt
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