simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy

dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry

by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020

Simpitry

Someone in the act of being a simp

Friend 1: what ever happened to Ryan?
Friend 2: I stopped talking to em cause I caught him in the middle of some simpitry

by Dat_b0i March 8, 2020

The Axis Of Simpitry

The fine line when one of your peers is on the verge of becoming a simp or is being one.

Whoa man! You need to calm down your on the fine line of the axis of simpitry!

god i cant believe jack right now. He ditched us for his girlfriend . he has crossed the axis of simpitry

by gully64 March 10, 2020

Simpatry

chasing a person being a male or female in the pursuit of coochie or dick

lil frie committing simpatry chasin a e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

Simpity

the state or quality of being a simp

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.

by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020

Simpatry

chasing a person being male or female in the pursuit of dick or coochie

lil frie committing simpatry chasin an e-girl

by poopybutt965 February 10, 2020

simpatry

there are 4 levels of simpatry:
4th degree simpatry: it is the lowest level of being a simp

3rd degree simpatry: when you caught lacking but dont deny it
2nd degree simpatry: when you get caught 4k full screen shot report

1st degree simpatry: down bad!! buying her nails, buying him J's giving the "relationship" treatment but the person on the otherside doesn't ever send you a 4 word text reply. invented by jt

he's being charged with 1st degree simpatry buying a girl he didnt know nails and the most shes ever said to him was 4 word on text message

by towerx August 12, 2022