Simpitism is the force of someone simping so hard that they soon envelope everyone that they care about into a storm of "I love her!!" and "We are perfect for each other!" The person who is having the simpitism soon either decides to quit simping or they simp harder.
Guy1: Bro, Humphrey's simpitism almost got him arrested last night!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!
Guy2: Humphrey needs to stop simping!
by TheGarfunkle March 21, 2020
Get the simpitism mug.A social ideology where a singular human is obsessed with the feeling of flirting (or being) with women that are already in a relationship, or are multiple tiers above their level, but refuses to confess their love for them. This ideology usually resides within people of the name Talon.
“Damn, Talon is the leader of the Simpism ideology I swear.”
“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
“Shut up, i’m not a simp! Anyway,” turns to female.
“Your boyfriend said that? I would never do that to any woman, ever!”
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One of the myths regarding anti-semitism that has been perpetrated on the world is that only jews are semites. This is totally inaccurate.
If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.
The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).
Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.
Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.
Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
If one looks into the history of the word ‘semite’, it has to do with a language group and no more.
The semitic languages are: Arabic (spoken in all the Arab countries and in many moslem-majority countries because it is the language of the qur’an), Amharic (spoken in Ethiopia and Eritrea, the lands once known as Abyssinia), Hebrew (spoken in Israel), Aramaic (spoken by the Chaldeans of Iraq and some catholic and maronite christians) and Syriac (spoken in various parts of Syria and Middle East).
Incidentally, according to most linguists, Abraham, the mythical father of Arab jews, spoke Aramaic not Hebrew.
Above all, we must remember that the monotheistic jewish-christian-moslem trilogy is a semitic heritage, that is, what the Arab world is today.
Christianity is a jewish sect. Islam is a judaeo-christian religious doctrine and is a continuity and complement of the legacy of semitic monotheism but zionist propaganda portrays islam as the enemy of judaeo-christianity.
According to the sacred scriptures of the monotheistic judaeo-christian-moslem triad, jews and moslems are cousins, that is, semitic jews and semitic moslems.
An ashkenazi jew of Indo-European roots is not a cousin of a moslem, jew or christian of semitic roots, since those who expanded in the world were not jews, nor christians, nor were moslems; what expanded in the world was the respective religious doctrines of semitic peoples.
We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.
Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.
Sure they are jews but they are not semites.
The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.
We are in the 21st century of secular values; the colossal zionist propaganda distorts religion with ethnicity, to hide the colonial anachronism.
Now that ashkenazi Indo-Europeans, Caucasians, Slavs, etc. - that is, the non-semitic, have converted to a religion that comes from the semitic civilisation, that does not make these Indo-Europeans, semites.
Sure they are jews but they are not semites.
The Israeli is not an Israelite
As you can see, anti-semitism has been transformed by zionists and today means anti-ashkenazi.
by Sincere semite July 6, 2023
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Guy: Did you know that Cussan is Simpism?
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!
Cussan: UwU
Guy: Wadya mean Cussan?!
Cussan: Did you know that tennis racquets have HOLES in them?
Guy: Yeah?
Cussan: *Pokes finger through hole*
Guy: *Leaves*
Cussan: I AM A SIMP!
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by kaaaaaaaaaty April 23, 2014
Get the simpletism mug.Melon Simpitis is defined as a psychological disorder, that is in every male, but sometimes controlled by some, that plagues all males, whenever a girl approaches, they become extreme simps. This happens and is not limited to Discord, IG, Snapchat, Facebook, or even real life.
Kind of like veelas from Harry Potter, or Sirens from Greek Mythology, but this is very real.
Symptoms (Hah, simptoms):
- People suddenly act polite, offer to send money/buy things for her
- They want to marry her (using the MarriageBot in Discord)
- They want to write about her 'bodily functions' :/ -- These are literal symptoms, not exaggerations
- They want to change their profile to match hers
- They want to charm her and show her that they have good jokes
- They defend her whenever she is even slightly thrown a joke at.
- They wanna be her slave
- They want her. -- This is the last simp stage. At this point the people are dangerous. People like Alinity or Pokimane have such men (they gladly profit from them too)
A Coincidence?
40% of all Melons have cat profile pictures.
Kind of like veelas from Harry Potter, or Sirens from Greek Mythology, but this is very real.
Symptoms (Hah, simptoms):
- People suddenly act polite, offer to send money/buy things for her
- They want to marry her (using the MarriageBot in Discord)
- They want to write about her 'bodily functions' :/ -- These are literal symptoms, not exaggerations
- They want to change their profile to match hers
- They want to charm her and show her that they have good jokes
- They defend her whenever she is even slightly thrown a joke at.
- They wanna be her slave
- They want her. -- This is the last simp stage. At this point the people are dangerous. People like Alinity or Pokimane have such men (they gladly profit from them too)
A Coincidence?
40% of all Melons have cat profile pictures.
A Random Melon: Hi
Felix: Heyyy, how's it going?
Melon: Great, how about you?
Belarus: Omg i wanna write about your period, yes.
Melon: what the fuck, no i don't want yo--
Felix: omg yesssssssssssss
Nikolai: I wanna be you, send pfp link
Kass: Check out my Hoxha bunkers 😏
Melon: Guys stop pls this is weird
Skrab: Yeah guys! She doesn't like it! She only likes it from me
Melon: DUDE. I DON-
Matias: I wanna be your slave
All aforementioned people: I'll buy you nitro if you marry me
Melon's Husband: Wtf? Immoral, how dare you all? Where are your ethics?
Melon: I wanna die. I hate Melon Simpitis.
Spoop: I made a fanfic of you.
Felix: Heyyy, how's it going?
Melon: Great, how about you?
Belarus: Omg i wanna write about your period, yes.
Melon: what the fuck, no i don't want yo--
Felix: omg yesssssssssssss
Nikolai: I wanna be you, send pfp link
Kass: Check out my Hoxha bunkers 😏
Melon: Guys stop pls this is weird
Skrab: Yeah guys! She doesn't like it! She only likes it from me
Melon: DUDE. I DON-
Matias: I wanna be your slave
All aforementioned people: I'll buy you nitro if you marry me
Melon's Husband: Wtf? Immoral, how dare you all? Where are your ethics?
Melon: I wanna die. I hate Melon Simpitis.
Spoop: I made a fanfic of you.
by Paki, Gen. of Pakistan November 7, 2020
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