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Simpity

His simpity clouded his judgement on whether or not to trust her, the total smokeshow's, claim that she was not guilty of the crime of stealing curry bread from the bakery.
by MoribundMurdoch September 15, 2020
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Yippity Sippity

The act of getting you drank on in a fun carefree way that makes you go yippy!
Jordan is glad that it is Friday so he is going to have a little yippity sippity this evening.
by Shemomma September 6, 2019
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SimCity 4

A city simulator with the addictive and self destructive equivalent to heroine. The risk of leaving work, friends and family for this time consuming habbit is rather high. Has some minor problems running on Vista, but you wont care. Requires a decent amount of computer power, brain power and practice to successfully perfect a highly educated well funded city with sufficient transportation and low pollution with enough water, hospitals, fire departments and police stations to shut up those annoying advisors of yours that dont leave you alone until the problem is resolved.
Advisor: No bandage blues: simcity 4 healthcare workers walk

Mayor: shut up whore im working on it

Advisor: Big time problems hit local avenue

Mayor: well too bad theres really not much i can do

Advisor: Undercover cop unearths den of crime

Mayor: homie, im not building another police station near that airport
by vnvxvnv June 7, 2009
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Simcity DRM

A thing in gaming which requires the game to be always online even in single player which was invented to play by your god-damn self! Named after the DRM in Simcity (2013)
Guy 1: Yo you getting the new Battlefield.
Guy 2: No way man it has Simcity DRM
Guy 1 and 2: EA!
by Louis 42 March 18, 2013
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simcity

to simcity (verb) -- to totally fuck up a product release; generally used to refer to the fuckedness of deploying anything
Ted tried to apologize to his wife, but he totally simcity'd it. Now, she's madder than ever.
by dannyflorida March 11, 2013
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simpitry

the act of simping toward a female just to get some pussy
dakota: girl pretty
me: you are sentenced to death for committing simpitry
by destroyallsimps420 March 21, 2020
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simpitis

Ye has contracted simpitis
by I am the ultimate retard August 24, 2020
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