Shuckworthy

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.

Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”

by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022

smackworthy

A person, usually a fuckboy, who is worthy of being smacked.

Man, Wheelz sure is smackworthy tonight.

by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015

suckworth

A person's value based on their oral skills.

Jamie had good suckworth. She went to 'head' of the class.

by islandPIg December 26, 2016

suckworth

When selling a product or service you tell the customer it has a suckworth.

Salesman:Your new car has a dual sucworth
Customer: Really, whats a suckworth
Salesman: About $20 bucks

by Michael N S June 11, 2007

sockworthy

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.

What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.

by bobistheowl December 5, 2016

Spunkworthy

Used to explain a hot girl that would make you spunk (or boy if your like that)

Oh Rihanna's on telly! Shes so spunkworthy...

by Runkyskunk June 12, 2012

shunworthy

shunworthy: something someone likes which is so lame it gives you permission to shun them.

liking katy perry is a shunworthy offence, I can no longer be your friend

by Pepitothegreat November 16, 2010