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Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.
What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
by bobistheowl December 05, 2016
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One whom is worthy of being gifted hand-knitted socks. Must appreciate the time, love, and cost going into creating such a pair.

Must realize that precious wool/cashmere/silk etc. yarns deserve hand-washing, and enjoy displaying unique creations
My dear friend is so sock-worthy, I have gifted her my recent Fair Isle, hand-knitted socks.
by millufos July 10, 2011
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