by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015
Get the smackworthy mug.Someone/something that deserves to be smashed on. Sexy, very desirable or delicious looking, can also apply to food or drinks.
"My girlfriend has a friend who is so smashworthy, but I will have to pass on that ass."
"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"
"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"
by Smashworthy April 21, 2009
Get the smashworthy mug.the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.
guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!
by titiboy December 2, 2005
Get the spankworthy mug.An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.
Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”
by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022
Get the Shuckworthy mug.Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.
by James November 1, 2004
Get the Stalkworthy mug.Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.
What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.
by bobistheowl December 5, 2016
Get the sockworthy mug.a name to describe a person with an incredibly low work rate, poor time keeping, and generally a good for nothing waste of space, or 'Slacker'.
by PaoloRossi March 13, 2009
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