smackworthy 

A person, usually a fuckboy, who is worthy of being smacked.

Man, Wheelz sure is smackworthy tonight.

smackworthy by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015

smashworthy 

Someone/something that deserves to be smashed on. Sexy, very desirable or delicious looking, can also apply to food or drinks.

"My girlfriend has a friend who is so smashworthy, but I will have to pass on that ass."

"Everything on this menu looks smashworthy!"

smashworthy by Smashworthy April 21, 2009

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005

Shuckworthy 

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.

Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”

Shuckworthy by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022

Stalkworthy 

Stalkworthy describes a fine woman , that fine that you manage to get a half mongrel just from seeing her.

Fuck me that chicks Stalkworthy.

Stalkworthy by James November 1, 2004

sockworthy 

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.

What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.

sockworthy by bobistheowl December 5, 2016

Slackworth 

a name to describe a person with an incredibly low work rate, poor time keeping, and generally a good for nothing waste of space, or 'Slacker'.

i say, that Mike's a proper fooking Slackworth

Slackworth by PaoloRossi March 13, 2009