Spunkworthy

Used to explain a hot girl that would make you spunk (or boy if your like that)

Oh Rihanna's on telly! Shes so spunkworthy...

Spunkworthy by Runkyskunk June 12, 2012

Spurtworthy 

An adjective used to describe something, that is worthy of a spurt. Commonly used in place of the phrase "an orgasm in my mouth"

1. Dude, have you tried Justin's pancakes? They're fucken spurtworthy!

2. Did you make your longboard? Thats a spurtworthy sandjob dude.

Spurtworthy by Shyguy123 July 19, 2010

spankworthy 

the act of being so incredibly glorious, that the mere sight, thought, or mention of such an entity is liable to overcome one with the unsatiable urge to masturbate onesself into a state of immaculate bliss.

guy: hey, did you see the master today.
girl: yeah, he was looking spankworthy!
guy: that's what i heard. i heard so many girls wanked themselves when he was walking to philosophy today.
girl (pleasuring herself at the mere thought): YEAAH! IIII BELIIEVEE IIT!

spankworthy by titiboy December 2, 2005

Shuckworthy 

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.

Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”

Shuckworthy by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022

shunworthy 

shunworthy: something someone likes which is so lame it gives you permission to shun them.

liking katy perry is a shunworthy offence, I can no longer be your friend

shunworthy by Pepitothegreat November 16, 2010

Mr. Suckworthy 

A cock that is so succulent that you can't stop sucking until he cums.

My boyfriends cock is so succulent that I can't stop sucking it until he cums! When he ultimately does he is Mr. Suckworthy

Mr. Suckworthy by Amazing Amy December 29, 2014