sockworthy 

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.

What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.

sockworthy by bobistheowl December 5, 2016

smackworthy 

A person, usually a fuckboy, who is worthy of being smacked.

Man, Wheelz sure is smackworthy tonight.

smackworthy by DopeSwaggu December 31, 2015

suckworth 

A person's value based on their oral skills.

Jamie had good suckworth. She went to 'head' of the class.

suckworth by islandPIg December 26, 2016

cockworthy

Being worthy for the glorious cock.

Damn.. that Lindsay Lohan is soooo cockworthy! I'd fuck her ass, face, and ears!

cockworthy by MikeOrangeTrip June 11, 2006

Shuckworthy 

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.

Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”

Shuckworthy by HallucinatingH May 12, 2022

suckworth 

When selling a product or service you tell the customer it has a suckworth.

Salesman:Your new car has a dual sucworth
Customer: Really, whats a suckworth
Salesman: About $20 bucks

suckworth by Michael N S June 11, 2007

Mr. Cockworthy 

A cock that is worthy of a sexy pussy.

My boyfriends cock is so large and my pussy is so sexy I have to say he is now known as Mr. Cockworthy.

Mr. Cockworthy by Amazing Amy October 13, 2014