autophilanthropy

Stealing money from one's employer; embezzlement. To donate someone else' money to oneself.

I don't think I can afford to go clubbing this weekend, unless I can get away with some autophilanthropy.

by bobistheowl January 03, 2014

picks my ass

To intentionally irritate, or annoy.

My little brother rats on me for everything. He really picks my ass

by bobistheowl October 19, 2013

liquid smoke

diarrhea

Every time I each at that Chinese buffet restaurant, I get liquid smoke. It must be the MSG.

by bobistheowl January 03, 2014

sockworthy

Adjective. A person whom a man deems acceptable as a partner for protected sex, but a long term relationship would be unlikely. Male equivalent of "spongeworthy", from Seinfeld. Sock refers to condom, or other prophylactic barrier. Implied meaning is that the prospective partner could possibly have a bad reputation, an STD, or barely exceeds one's minimum standards.

What do you think of Tamara, Nik?
Sockworthy, at last call, but not good enough to update my Facebook status. I'd hit, but not exclusively.

by bobistheowl December 05, 2016

toke vulture

Noun. Someone who socializes with people only when they're smoking weed, inviting themselves and pretending to be a friend, but only interested in getting high for free.

Here comes Larry, he can smell weed from a mile away. Don't give that POS any; he's a toke vulture.

by bobistheowl October 15, 2017

cowbird

Someone who constantly mooches from other people, even when he/she has money of their own.

Don't give that scammer a free cigarette; he's a cowbird.

by bobistheowl October 03, 2017

scruff a munch

(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.

I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?

by bobistheowl November 19, 2013