Shittant

The worst kind of description that you can utter when the normal words like shit, terrible, dire, abomination, disgusting, dreadful and horrendous just don't cut it.

It is a culmination of these all these words and used to describe the worst and only the worst situations when the words that are the normal go to seem to downplay the severity that you are trying to express.

What an absolutely 'shittant' situation
Thats just 'shittant'
Nigel Farage is truly 'shittant'

by SHITTANTONE December 20, 2020

Shittang

n. - shǐt-tǎng

Another word for shithole, pig sty, or a messy room.
An unpleasant place to be... due to being so filthy.
Can be filled with trash, feces, maggots, flies, and rats.

Clyde: "I'm getting tired of this shittang. I'm leaving."

Nellie: "Jimmy, quit masturbating and clean out this damn shittang!!"

by mrdonn November 15, 2011

Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.

Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.

by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

shittastic

Doing the WORST #%^#$ing job ever.

Britney Spear's parenting skills will be shittastic

by LordPhrozen July 1, 2005

shittastic

Something so incredibly horrible. Can also be used to describe how you feel. Commonly a modification of the phrase "when the shit hits the fan", replacing the "fan" in fantastic with "shit" making up the combination "shittastic"

"That test was so shittastic, I'd be lucky to get a 20%!"

"Ugh, I'm so hungover I feel shittastic."

by bluesubaru22 March 7, 2008