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shitpantsed

a level of inebriation that extends well beyond that described as "shitfaced," such that bowel control is lost. Typically achieved by drinking on an empty stomach. The exact Blood Alcohol Content required to reach "shitpantsed" drunk is different for each set of bowels.
Cole didn't eat before going to open bar, and wouldn't you know he ended up shitpantsed in the bathtub.

Carl wanted to show everyone he could loosen up, but he'll never live down getting shitpantsed in front of everyone at the holiday party.
shitpantsed by Uncle_Colorado July 18, 2009
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Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.
"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."
Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Shit pantsed 

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured
You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!
Shit pantsed by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009

shitpants excited 

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

Shitpants Travellor 

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants
That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

shitpants 

A fashion disgrace commonly seen in inner city ghettos, trendy hip hop videos, and white/wigga neighborhoods where a gangsta or wannabe gansta busta-brown wears loose pants that look like they are carrying a bag of shit in their ass cuz they hang down so low. Also known as gangsta pampers.
"Excuse me sir, but you can't possibly hope to get a job with us wearing shitpants."
shitpants by miracle_max December 28, 2007

Shitpantsophobia 

Scared of shitting your pants at any point in time.
Yo dude I’m scared of shitting myself in public” -broski “you have shitpantsophobia”- therapist
Shitpantsophobia by Pantsbrusher August 25, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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