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shittastrophe 

A complete and utter shit-fest catastrophe. A bad thing that happens that is really shitty.
First, I got a flat tire, then the guy who pulled over to help me stole my wallet at gunpoint, then drunk driver side-swiped my car, and now I just found out my insurance was canceled because the bank's automatic payment system got hacked any my payment never went out. It was a complete shittastrophe!
shittastrophe by Word Johnson November 13, 2017
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Shittastrophe 

A catastrophe that is so bad and shit it becomes a shittastrophe. It surpasses normal disastrous events and thus becomes even shittier.
Guy 1: bro, I'm so stressed I have so much to do and no time wtf is my life
Guy 2: ooF sounds like a shittastrophe

shitastrophe 

A catastrophe involving shit.
Example 1: "I came home and my dog had shit all over his kennel. His fur was covered with shit and the whole house smelled like shit. It was a total shitastrophe."

Example 2: "My dog shit on my floor and the roomba dragged it all over my house. It was a shitastrophe."
shitastrophe by SaskKid001 November 20, 2009

Shitastrophy 

It is used for massive mess ups and super fucked up situations, also could be used in epic fails...
"That movie was a total SHITASTROPHY, i slept through the whole fuckin episode"
Shitastrophy by Nero Vendetta November 10, 2011

Shitastrophe 

(1) A catastrophe of fecal proportions.
(2) Something that is epically bad.
"That wasn't a bad speech, that was a f*cking shitastrophe!" (2)

"Dude, you were in the bathroom for ninety minutes!"
"I couldn't help it, it was a shitastrophe." (1)
Shitastrophe by Griffin Boyce June 16, 2007

shitastrophe 

1) A very shitty catastrophe, usually due to a fuck up on the part of one person.
I can't beleive he wrecked his car and shit his pants, what a shitastrophe that was.
shitastrophe by Dr4T7 April 9, 2006

shatastrophe

The act of shitting in ways that require major cleanup, e.g. a catastrophic shitting event
After eating those bad clams, I went to bed with a belly ache, and woke up to a shatastrophe.
shatastrophe by Crockwave July 21, 2008