Definitions by G.andy18

Shuttlecock 

a cork to which feathers are attached to form a cone shape, or a similar object of plastic, struck with rackets in the games of badminton and battledore

Look at that shuttlecock soar!!

Shuttlecock by G.andy18 June 22, 2018

Shitpants 1 

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

Shitpants 1 by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

IB

Ignorant Bastards; a high school magnet program aimed to teach students the art of becoming a complete dip shit.

"Did you know George W. Bush is one of the IB programs most notable alumni?"

IB by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

scrotum 

An adorable Shetland pony wearing a tiny hat at the at the state fair.

Susan: "Hey Tony, you want to go to the state fair?"

Tony: "Only if I get to pet scrotum!"

scrotum by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

tooting your own dick 

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

tooting your own dick by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

Quafed by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Queef 

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***

Queef by G.andy18 February 28, 2017