Shitpants 1

(proper noun): A name used to refer to one's first born child.

"Hey, Shitpants 1, go make me a sandwich or you're grounded."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Shambly

A term used by basic bitches to say they and/or their life is "in shambles," or a huge fucking mess. Usually refers to being sloppy and drunk off one's ass.

Terri: "Omg Stacy, did you see how shambly Karen was at the frat party?"

Stacy: "I can't even. After she threw up, I heard she literally gave Trevor road head when he drove her home in his Prius."

by G.andy18 February 27, 2017

Shuttlecock

a cork to which feathers are attached to form a cone shape, or a similar object of plastic, struck with rackets in the games of badminton and battledore

Look at that shuttlecock soar!!

by G.andy18 June 22, 2018

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Queef

The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.

"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

scrotum

An adorable Shetland pony wearing a tiny hat at the at the state fair.

Susan: "Hey Tony, you want to go to the state fair?"

Tony: "Only if I get to pet scrotum!"

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Quafed

Queef in the past-tense

Cindy: "Hey Jan, did you hear that?"

Jan: "Yeah. What the hell was that?"

Cindy: "I quafed."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017