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Aren't Lady Skulltits' nightshades frightfully divine?
I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...
I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...
by masochistmonkeyjoe June 15, 2011
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Get the HOTWETSEX mug.this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
Get the shitpants excited mug.a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009
Get the fapmare mug.this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis
Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.
by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009
Get the garglejob mug.this is a violent sex act in which a dildo or other phallic object is attached to the bottom of a shoe or boot and "stomped" into the waiting hole of the "stompfuckee".
Dawn hadn't been stompfucked in a long time, so Tina helped her get her dildo harnessed to the bottom of her boot so it wouldn't come off during their sexual act.
by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009
Get the stompfuck mug.a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".
He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!
by masochistmonkeyjoe December 9, 2008
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