Aren't Lady Skulltits' nightshades frightfully divine?
I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...
I wear my nightshades at night so I can so I can...
by masochistmonkeyjoe June 15, 2011
v. to strap a dildo to your head (like the horn of a unicorn) and to screw someone IN THE ASS (the cornhole)
Jim screwnicornholed Patsy up against the front door until she was screaming like a banshee.
After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.
After screwnicornholing Michael, Dawn had to wash the fudge and corn off of her headgear.
by masochistmonkeyjoe June 15, 2007
this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
it's an adjective to describe a slutty article of clothing that reveals quite a bit of skin... it's a hyperbole based on "crotchless"
your mom left her leopard skin clitless catsuit at my house last night.
your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts
your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts
by masochistmonkeyjoe May 02, 2008
I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
by masochistmonkeyjoe October 27, 2007
Hey Jane, did you see the modyke on that bitch?
Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!
Mom! A modyke wearing converse sneakers just aksed me to the prom!!!
by masochistmonkeyjoe June 04, 2007
a combination of "fap" and "nightmare". a revolting/unsexy thought or situation that prevents you from being able to fap/achieve an erection/orgasm
Mike usually found some alone time while his wife was at work, but the fat,dead homeless man that he found in his computer room this morning was such a fapmare that he could never spank it in there ever again.
by masochistmonkeyjoe April 23, 2009