Your mom is the cumbrella of Eastern Idaho.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
Your dad is the cumbrella of Walla Walla, Washington.
Your sister is the cumbrella of the Martin Van Buren High School varsity football team.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 18, 2007
Get the Cumbrella mug.this is a violent sex act in which a dildo or other phallic object is attached to the bottom of a shoe or boot and "stomped" into the waiting hole of the "stompfuckee".
Dawn hadn't been stompfucked in a long time, so Tina helped her get her dildo harnessed to the bottom of her boot so it wouldn't come off during their sexual act.
by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009
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your mom left her leopard skin clitless catsuit at my house last night.
your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts
your dad was skanking around the mall in a pair of clitless leather shorts
by masochistmonkeyjoe May 02, 2008
Get the clitless mug.I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.
by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007
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Get the HOTWETSEX mug.a term in the gay community (not widely used as I invented it myself). It refers to a fellow with a very small, round, and tight "he-hole".
He's a virgin! He's just GOTTA be a cheerio boy! ... .. unlike YOUR slutty, stretched out dried out ol' ass!
by masochistmonkeyjoe December 09, 2008
Get the Cheerio Boy mug.this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
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