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A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.
Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.
by TheGrumpyEnglishman July 05, 2016
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.
Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.
by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013
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To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.
John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.
by Hobboblin12 September 08, 2016
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(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.
Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.
by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014
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Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.
Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.
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by OSCOLA October 03, 2017
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The mistaken belief that something one believes is a fact.
The dimwit genuinely faraged that the earth is flat and the Apollo 14 was a ladder.
by Bob Mercer March 22, 2018
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