Shittata

When you try to make a phenommelette but can't risk flipping it cus it might fall apart, so you chicken out and tell everyone you made frittata. You're trying to cover up an ommelette abortion. You're a shit person and you should quit earth right after you finish eating that Shittata.

(From kitchen) Oh shit..
what happened, is the ommelette okay?
Errm, what Ommelette? There's no ommelette, I'm making frittata.
Just flip the thing you pussy, I hate Shittata!

by towsh.net August 17, 2011

shittata

Mixture of the words shit and frittata, the spanish omelette of the same name.

Usually exclaimed during the rush to the loo - where you know that the oncoming turd will well and truly fill the pan like an omelette

Ooh man, i'm gonna have to dash - need a shittata

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

Shittabatty

Someone who walks around with shit pasted up in their ass while wearing their underwear!

Demitri did you see that girl?? She's dancing on stage with a Shittabatty!!!

Krystle I ran out of toilet paper! I have some serious Shittabatty!

by ericoz July 28, 2009

shitattack

A sudden, involuntary or uncontrollable urge to defecate, usually without prior notification or within a few seconds of notification.

Joe got sent home from work because he had a shitattack; our boss could no longer stand the foul stench.

by scottywayne29 October 24, 2010

shittytastic

Fantistically shitty. Somthing that is very bad.

Word created by: Pat, Andy, J-R

This movie is "shittytastic".
I feel "shittytastic" because I drank too much last night.

by Pat, Andy, J-R May 13, 2005

shittature

Reading materials one finds in a bathroom.

I gotta go drop a deuce. Do you have any shittature for me to peruse?

by Merkin Donor January 4, 2008

shitsatanic

shitsatanic: (adjective) of a sentence on deceitful.

shitsatanic person has gain almost 2/3 of human population to her trap in falsely pretention guises.

by Jesmion Chikwudi Ibekwe January 22, 2018