Shittance 

Portmanteau of “shit” and “pittance”. A condescendingly low or small amount, usually referring to fees for services rendered.

“They were offering me a shittance for a weekend of work, but I said yes because I needed the cash.”

Shittance by gryphon922 July 10, 2020

Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

Mid-shittance by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

shitfacedbook 

To use Facebook while intoxicated. May or may not include confessions of undying love to friends, ex's, or total strangers. Grammar and logic will likely be poor. Similar to a drunk dial.

Chris - "Dude, you left 11 incoherent wall posts on my profile last night. What the fuck?"

Spencer - "What? No, I didn't! Oh, wait...yeah, I was shitfacedbooking."

Chris - "You fuckass."

shitfacedbook by stacks121 December 9, 2008

shitfacested 

shitfacested is a combination of shitfaced and wasted creating shit-face-sted meaning extremely intoxicated or inebriated beyond recognition.

"Damn, that dude was so shitfacested that he didn't even know his own name after that keg party!"

shitfacested by shitfacested October 10, 2011

shitcanned

to have your employment terminated, to be fired

Jack got shitcanned Friday in that last series of layoffs.

shitcanned by mr.corruption June 9, 2005

shitfaced

To be really, really drunk

"Uh-oh. Sarah's a little shitfaced and Andy's a smooth talker. Better go find them."

shitfaced by westside December 30, 2004

Shitaneous Combustion 

Unexpected and severe gassy diarrhea.

After eating lunch at the taco truck down the street, I had shitaneous combustion when I got back to work.

Shitaneous Combustion by Htos_Drol November 27, 2012